Doesn't sound so bad at this point does it...
Well I get a call when I get home at 8. My uncle Mike is on the phone and asked if my stepdad was there. I said no but is there anything I can help him with. He says he needs to come by and get his trolly(for big things like dryers). He then proceeds to tell me why he needs it.
Aunt goes down to do some laundry. She cranks the dryer on it goes vvvvv cathunk! SHe opened the door to the dryer and the smell of death hit her in the face...So mike pulls the dryer out and to the side. He pulls the dryer tube in th eback off and a ball of maggots fall to the floor. He then jambs the tube back on freaks out and runs upstairs. He grabs gloves bags and napkins and runs back downs stairs. He gets there and they are GONE! They had apparently scurried away the second he left. So he got a bunch of them in like a 3 ft radius from where they dropped. Anyway the cool part. He then sees a bigass black spider running from one maggot to another maggot. Mike said he saw the spider kill a good 10 maggots in like 30 seconds. He normally hates spiders but he let this one live because it was helping him. He said he thinks it was the neighbors cat that got in there. He said when he pulled the tube off he saw 2 paws and a jingle bell collar.
I being the good nephew I am offered to go over and help him moving the dryer and such since it was downstairs and he wouldnt be able to do it alone...and the girls in the house sure as hell wouldnt do it. So I helped him move it upstairs and spray some stuff to kill the maggots.
The first thing I do when I get home is take a nice hot shower. I still feel gross. Nothing even got on me but ewww.